Journeys in the Banana Bus

That's my bus there. In the distance. Glimpsed in passing in the yard of Slipway Autos in Fort William.

The useless types at Clansman Garage in the Fort - yes, that's you - managed to knacker the accelerator repair when it was in for a simple MOT test. As they were scary, threatening thugs I decided to cut my losses and get the bus moved to another garage.

Who knows how things will turn out but at least this lot have phoned me when they said they would. In the murky world of the mechanic you have to take your crumbs of comfort where you can.